Post by EWA Official on May 30, 2024 17:04:37 GMT
May 30, 2024
This is EWA Wrestleline. The only official news and rumors of the E-Wrestling Alliance, reported and verified by EWA insiders. The stories here are broke down into two categories:
News, the first category, which has official confirmation and comment from sources withing the EWA Headquarters in San Diego, CA.
Rumors, the second category, have been told to us by those with inside EWA knowledge, but has not been commented on publicly by the company.
- There are two huge title matches signed for this weekend's Sunday Night SLAM broadcast, including R-Truth utilizing the National Title opportunity he won at Metal Mayhem. Both R-Truth and the current EWA National Champion, Jinder Mahal are undefeated in singles competition, assuring that someone will take their first loss this weekend.
- Although several new talents were recently signed, several others including a couple of newer talents who did not debut, have been released. Officials believe a roster refresh is important in keeping the product consistent.
- There has been talk about the launch of something completely new and different for the company. Right now higher ups are remaining tight lipped about exactly what that is, but it's said to be very "outside the box" for EWA.
- EWA World Champion Kevin Nash was reportedly involved in an altercation at the airport with Val Venis. The two men were stationed in nearby terminals and exchanged words. Security intervened before things got physical.
- Hulk Hogan is expected to return to TV at some point in the near future for another "Hulkster's Corner" segment.
- Tyson Tomko was backstage recently. Tomko has considered returning to EWA action several times in the last year, but it's not clear if he was visiting for those reasons or just to catch up with old acquaintances.
- Lethal Lottery is generating a lot of buzz, even though all of the rules for this year's event haven't been revealed yet. Several talents are said to be returning and/or joining the EWA just to be able to compete in the event.
- Suspicious activity has also been noticed backstage where some talents were said to be conducting backdoor dealings. EWA security is reportedly being beefed up to keep things on the up and up.
- After his victory at Metal Mayhem, Chris Jericho is believed to be lobbying for title opportunities.
- A very special BLUE wrestler is said to be close to an EWA contract.
- EWA USA is reportedly being focused back to it's original intent with unique elements that are only seen on that program. As the show ramped up to it's recent 50th episode, some of the staples of USA were dropped so that there could be more in-ring content, but that will be ramped back down as EWA USA marches toward 75 broadcasts.
- Alpha Academy's Otis is currently on the DL after winning 12 back-to-back flapjack eating contests in a tour of the Yukon. He had to have his stomach pumped in Saskatchewan and it's not clear when he will be able to return.
- Saraya was reportedly approached by Hot Topic to endorse a new line of fishnets.
- EWA fans in Lincoln, Nebraska were disappointed when a recent autograph signing promoting a "wrestling clown" did not feature Doink, but instead Joey Janela.
- P-Chan was voted by the World Wildlife Foundation as it's "Most Visible Panda" for 2024.
- Former EWA wrestler and longest reigning World Champion Brock Lesnar is on his way to becoming the longest reigning champion on the iconic game show Jeopardy. Reportedly he has never answered a question wrongly yet, or at least no one will tell him that his answer was wrong.
Brock is taking quiz shows to Suplex City
- Ken Raper Jr. recently won second prize in a beauty contest and collected $10!
- A shrimp's heart is in its head.