Post by EWA.com on May 31, 2023 16:30:18 GMT
The following security camera footage has been released to EWA.com revealing a backstage altercation that took place during this past weekend's Motor City Mayhem pay-per-view extravaganza.
Security cameras see a pair of Flu Game Jordans walking down a semi busy hallway. They stand out because they’re the only pair of shoes that’s headed towards the camera. As the camera begins to pan out, the realization of who those shoes belong to is much clear. It’s the Television Champion, HOOK!
As HOOK walks down the hall, it comes to our attention that he’s got a… a bat?! And it’s resting over his right shoulder. There’s no cast, no wrap or anything on either arm, so he’s clearly well rested. Let’s see how well this goes now as our TV Champion stops in his tracks and turns, now in front of what is clearly MJF’s private skybox. Is it the stantion that’s designed like Burberry or the nameplate on the door? Maybe it’s the security guard who is also wearing a Burberry collared shirt. The guard looks at HOOK with an inquisitive stare.
SECURITY GUARD: Name?
HOOK stares at the guard with that usual blank expression he wears, chomping down on his bubble gum. The TV Champion then looks down to the graphic on the front of his hoodie, which says “HOOK” in bold orange letters. The security guard looks and nods.
SECURITY GUARD: Got it. HOOK.
The guard looks at the clipboard in his hand to check the list… which shouldn’t have that many people on it to begin with. Also, HOOK has a bag? How does he not notice? Does he not care? After taking an abnormally long time, the guard clicks his tongue and points to the clipboard.
SECURITY GUARD: Right here, at the bottom. In small letters. Real small.
The guard goes to open the door, but HOOK instead a waves him off.
SECURITY GUARD: Okay.
The guard then stands to the side and HOOK steps up to the door. He looks down at the handle… then takes a step back with his right foot. The Television Champion proceeds to lunge his right foot forward and boot the door in, shocking the guard!
HOOK walks through the doorway and into the fancy skybox that belongs to MJF. He sees different tables set up around the room with an assortment of catering across them, drinks and delicacies from across the world. And rather quickly they all end up on the floor! HOOK starts by tipping one of the tables over, then full on flipping another. After starting the chaos, HOOK grips the bat with both hands and starts swinging for the fences!
Having destroyed most of the room, HOOK swings at the wall, putting a big hole through one of the many paintings hanging up. He swats down a few more before moving further into the skybox, bat still in hand. As he walks into the next area, he notices a monitor and a single steel chair. Keeping his guard up, HOOK looks left and right before the monitor clicks on… and who else but MJF on the screen?!
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: Hey there, champ. I'm happy you got the invite. By now I'm sure you noticed that I'm not there but feel free to enjoy the spread that was left out for you. Personally, I recommend the shrimp cocktail. So... if I'm not there... then where am I?
The camera pans out to MJF lounging in a chair on a white sandy beach wearing a pair of Burberry trunks. In the distance a crystal blue ocean is seen as a pair of gorgeous tan women in bikinis walk past. MJF casually sips a fruity mixed drink and lowers a pair of sunglasses over his eyes.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I am in beautiful Zihuatanejo, Mexico! I know I invited you to come see me in my private skybox this weekend but Maxxine was wanting to go on a little trip to celebrate our three and a half month anniversary. Wouldn't you guess it? It fell right on the night of Motor City Mayhem! Really, though, the better question would be why in the hell anyone would think I'd set foot in Detroit, Michigan?!
Maxxine walks into the shot, wearing a Burberry bikini with a diamond "M" necklace around her neck. She wraps her arms around MJF's shoulders and begins nibbling on his ear. Slowly she looks up at the camera and sighs.
MAXXINE DUPRI: Maxy, are you still recording this video for HOOK?
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: Don't worry, babe. I'm just wrapping it up.
MAXXINE DUPRI: You better.
She walks off camera disappointed as MJF smirks at the camera.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: As you can see, Hooky, I've got my hands full here. So kick up your feet, enjoy the show, and shine up the EWA Television Championship because next week... I'm going to beat your ass and expose you for the fraud you are.
MJF sneers at the camera before he's hit in the face by something off camera. He smirks as he unfolds the piece of cloth to reveal the Burberry bikini top Maxxine was just wearing moments ago.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: See you next weekend, idiot.
The footage ends as the camera transitions back to HOOK who glares at the TV screen before he rips the monitor down and smashes it on the ground.
AS A RESULT OF THESE ACTIONS, HOOK IS SCHEDULED TO DEFEND HIS EWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST MJF THIS SATURDAY ON EWA USA!