Best Friends

Team's Name: Best Friends
Members: Chuck Taylor, Trent?, Kris Statlander, Danhausen

Alignment: Faces

Manager/Valet: Each other. Other than that, Sue will drive them to the shows sometimes. She’s cool. That’s Trent’s mom.
Entrance Music: You’re My Best Friend by Queen
5 Favorite Moves:
We’re Gonna Knee You To Chill (Rope Assisted High Knee followed by the Sweet Chuckie Knee)
RIP Bill Murray (Sole Food by Chuck into Half Nelson Suplex by Trent)
The Undertaker/Kane Bump (Double Chokeslam)
Eye Boop (Double Eye Poke)
You’ve Gotta Give The People What They Want (A corner to corner hug mid-match to rile up the crowd)

Finisher(s):
Strong Zero (Crunchie/Diving Double Foot Stomp)
This Sucks (Piledriver by Trent? Rolled into a Piledriver by Chuck Taylor)

Biography:
Best Friends is… well they’re two dudes who aren’t really best friends. Or weren’t. Probably still aren’t. Chuck and Trent have been wrestling with one another for years at this point, being on and off partners in and out of EWA. What’s changed for them now? Well, they’re not more talented. Or charismatic. Or better looking. Although Trent shaved his head and has a tough guy beard now. He looks a lot cooler. He could be Batman’s stunt double in a porn. What has changed is the fact that they’ve adopted an alien lady and demon boy. Kris Statlander ended up being indoctrinated into the group when they found out she could play recorder with her nose. And she likes McDonalds. So cool. Danhausen was adopted by Trent’s mom Sue and the boys decided to teach him how to be normal, like they’re teaching Stat. So this’ll go swell.


Wrestler's Name: Chuck Taylor
Nicknames: The Kentucky Gentlemen, Dustin, Sexy Chucky T, Trent’s Best Friend, Dusty (by Stat), Chuckstin (by Danhausen)
Hometown: Murray, Kentucky
Height: 6’2
Weight: 210lbs
Alignment: Face

Wrestling Style: All-ARounder
Manager/Valet: The rest of Best Friends
Entrance Music: You’re My Best Friend by Queen
5 Favorite Moves:
Piledriver
The Deal (Falcon Arrow, nobody EVER kicks out of the Falcon Arrow)
Slowly Executed Tope Atomico
Diving Double Foot Stomp
Rope Assisted Knee Strike

Finisher(s):
Awful Waffle (Leg hook belly-to-back suplex lifted and dropped into a piledriver, sometimes done to an opponent facing backwards on the top rope)
Sole Food (Inverted Stomp Facebreaker)

Biography:
Chuck is probably the most normal out of the Best Friends. He’s just a semi-normal guy from Kentucky who does shitty drop kicks and makes inappropriate jokes. He’s been in the EWA a few times, but never as a main event player. And that? Isn’t going to change. He’s back with Trent and their adopted Best Friends, Kris Statlander and Danhausen to have fun and show Stat and Dan what it means to be regular.


Wrestler's Name: Trent Beretta
Nicknames: Greg, Greggy (only his mom), plaZma (please don’t call him that), The Dudebuster. Chuck’s Best Friend
Hometown: Long Island, New York
Height: 6’0
Weight: 215lbs
Alignment: Face

Wrestling Style: All-Arounder
Manager/Valet: The rest of the Best Friends
Entrance Music: You’re My Best Friend by Queen
5 Favorite Moves:
Piledriver
Sexy Chuckie Knee (Busaiku Knee)
Half Nelson Suplex
Tornado DDT
Spear

Finisher(s):
Crunchie (Belly to Back Piledriver)

Biography: Trent is… he’s weird. Like he looks normal, but he’ll also be the first person to ask you how you wipe and break down what that means about your past, present, and future. He’s Chuck Taylor’s Best Friend, meaning that they’re tag team partners because they haven’t found success doing anything else. Greg lived with his mom until teaming with Chuck, so yeah. He ended up finding Stat at a McDonalds, playing a recorder with her nose. Thought she was pretty cool so the Best Friends adopted her after a vote. They were then kinda forced to do the same with Danhausen when Sue took him in.


Wrestler's Name: Kris Statlander
Nicknames: The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien, Alien Lady, Stat, ET (only when Trent wants to piss her off)
Hometown: The Andromeda Galaxy
Height: 5’9
Weight: Nobody knows
Alignment: Face

Wrestling Style: Power with a smidge of agility
Manager/Valet: Best Friends
Entrance Music: More Than A Woman by The Bee Gees
5 Favorite Moves:
Space Tornado (Spinning Fisherman Buster)
Axe Kick
Nose Boop!
Blue Thunder Bomb
Powerslam

Finisher(s):
Area 451 Splash (450 Splash)
Big Bang Theory (Package Tombstone)

Biography:
From The Andromeda Galaxy, not much is known regarding Kris Statlander’s journey to the McDonalds where she met Best Friends. She hasn’t been very forthcoming in regards to talking about it, although she’s accepted Best Friends as her confidants. This is based solely on the fact that she’s not immediately hostile towards them like she is most other people. Even if her tone is monotonous, her words hurt. Some of that might be alien naivety and not knowing that words have power, some of that is also Best Friends teaching her because it’s funny. And they can blame it on her being an alien.


Wrestler's Name: Danhausen
Nicknames: Very Nice, Very Evil, Demon Boy (by Trent?), Danny (by Sue, nobody else is allowed)
Hometown: Some Place Far Away
Height: 6’7 according to him
Weight: At Least 300lbs
Alignment: Very Nice, Very Evil

Wrestling Style: Comedy/Technical
Manager/Valet: Best Friends
Entrance Music: Danhausen Theme Song by Gwarsenio Hall
5 Favorite Moves:
Bicycle Kick
German Suplex
Northern Lights Suplex
The Curse! Mostly followed by a groin punch that the referee doesn’t see
Cattle Mutilation

Finisher(s):
Very Nice, Very Kneevil (Go To Sleep)
Goodnighthausen (Cradle DDT)

Biography:
Danhausen is… who knows? Nobody’s quite sure what’s going on with him. He’s a former EWA TV Champion, yes - even owned a carnival once! Except he didn’t. But his fate in the Carnival of Horrors match where he crashed a bumper car ended up leaving him without memory. He wound up on the doorstep of the Best Friends’ matriarch, Sue, who promptly adopted him because he would be a ‘good friend for her Greggy’. Trent/Greg and Chuck/Dustin, realizing that Danhausen definitely isn’t human, decide to take him under their wing and teach him to be normal… Best Friends normal. He’s screwed.