Post by EWA Official on Mar 2, 2023 17:38:47 GMT
March 2, 2023
This is EWA Wrestleline. The only official news and rumors of the E-Wrestling Alliance, reported and verified by EWA insiders. The stories here are broke down into two categories:
News, the first category, which has official confirmation and comment from sources withing the EWA Headquarters in San Diego, CA.
Rumors, the second category, have been told to us by those with inside EWA knowledge, but has not been commented on publicly by the company.
- EWA's tour of Canada was said to be a critical and financial success for the company, with high attendance and record gates at several events.
- Officials were also pleased with aesthetic changes for the Canadian programs and plan for more of that sort of thing on future tours.
- Darby Allin is said to still be banged up after his bout with Sefa Fatu, but Allin is expected to continue to work through his injuries.
- This Sunday's episode of SLAM is the first episode of that program to be held in the United States in over a month. Officials are hopeful that the fans will give a lot of good reactions as a result.
- There is a lot of planning going on in relation to upcoming events but several concepts are still in the works with a few potential options but nothing entirely set in stone.
- Bayley, Jessie Elaban and Ruby Soho have been released. EWA officials have said more releases are likely in the next few weeks.
- Bryan Danielson was recently spotted backstage at an EWA event, but was said to just be visiting friends.
- EWA officials have high hopes for the "Beasts of Burden" and many backstage are interested in how their debut will go.
- There are ongoing negotiations with a returning EWA talent that is said to be a big deal if the company and the talent can come together on a contract.
- Former EWA star Marty Jannetty recently opened up a used pickle business that is said to be going about as well as can be expected.
- Stokley Hathaway was confused for actor Todd Bridges (of Dif'rent Strokes fame) at an airport in Denver. Hathaway was said to be displeased that people kept asking him what he was talkin' bout.
- Gary Busey was fired from The Asylum films Buff versus Megalodon feature for bizarre misconduct. The role of Buff Bagwell is likely to be recast.
- While in Canada, EWA wrestler Otis won three flapjack eating competitions.
- In rather tragic news, former EWA wrestler Kane, was horribly burned in fire near a funeral parlor in Tennessee. Police believe it may have been arson and are looking for the suspect depicted in the police sketch below:
- In happier news, Powerhouse Hobbs has inked a deal with Flintstone vitamins to appear as the voice of Dino in a series of Portuguese radio ads.
- Today is former EWA wrestler AJ Styles' birthday! Happy Birthday DarkDefender!
- Will the owner of the blue Toyota Sonata please report to the front office, your lights are on.
- EWA Hall of Famer, Steve Corino, has been spotted in numerous old EWA events.
- Rumors that Santino Marella is currently on the hunt for bigfoot have been denied by bigfoot who was quoted as saying "I ain't seen him, I don't know him".
- The dot over a lowercase i or j is called a tittle.