Post by EWA Official on Jan 11, 2023 17:36:54 GMT
January 11, 2023
This is EWA Wrestleline. The only official news and rumors of the E-Wrestling Alliance, reported and verified by EWA insiders. The stories here are broke down into two categories:
News, the first category, which has official confirmation and comment from sources withing the EWA Headquarters in San Diego, CA.
Rumors, the second category, have been told to us by those with inside EWA knowledge, but has not been commented on publicly by the company.
- EWA is set for a several week tour of the great country of Canada, in the new year, ending with the Collision Course pay-per-view event on February 19th.
- Officials have been working on a new design for the EWA Television Championship belt. No word yet on when it may debut.
- This Sunday's episode of SLAM is expected to be a particularly exciting broadcast as it's the first SLAM of the new year and officials are said to have several surprises in the works as well as some updates to production.
- There is a lot of buzz about who will join the announce team to replace Don West, it is expected that the new announcer will debut on this Sunday's show.
- Several former EWA wrestlers and legends are expected to be in attendance for this first show of the new year, including Cody Rhodes, Lance Storm, Randy Orton and Gail Kim. It is not clear if any are expected to appear on camera.
- Officials are said to be actively recruiting more new wrestlers after some new talents have not worked out.
- LA Knight, Jay White and the Lee Brothers have been released. EWA officials had a lot of hope for the Lee Brothers but apparently blood is not thicker than water and the two men are now embroiled in a paternity suit over Wes Lee.
- EWA was excited to welcome EWA Hall of Famer, Batista, back for a special appearance at SuperBrawl, but the belief is that he will not be used moving forward and was just a one night appearance. Since leaving the EWA, Batista has had a successful career in Hollywood.
- Rumors that the EWA has been sold to an Middle Eastern consortium of Colonel Mustafa, Skandor Akbar and Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissie are not true according to new EWA executive Muhammad Hassan.
- Former EWA talent Simon Dean was arrested in Fort Worth, Texas for impersonating a fitness instructor.
- According to some sources, former EWA Champion Brock Lesnar has been elected mayor of Sioux Plequès City, a small city in Saskatchewan an hour's drive from Lesnar’s home.
- Gary Busey has been signed by The Asylum films to play Buff Bagwell in the upcoming Buff versus Megalodon feature.
- Today is former EWA wrestler Abdullah the Butcher's birthday! We want to wish Abdullah "Happy Birthday" on his home planet.
- Todd Grisham would like to personally apologize to anyone who called the EWA Hotline this past weekend and was accidentally played a recording of him singing show tunes in the shower. Apparently he uploaded the wrong mp3 file and if you were one of those effected by this outage, EWA is offering a special .2¢ discount on any upcoming call, void where prohibited, kids get your parents permission before calling.
- In Lithuania it's forbidden to whistle indoors because it can summon a demon.