Post by Roxanne Perez on Sept 3, 2022 21:33:37 GMT
Wrestler's Name: Nikki Cross
Nicknames: n/a
Hometown: Glasgow, Scotland
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 121 lbs
Alignment: Tweener
Wrestling Style: Brawler
Manager/Valet: n/a
Entrance Music: "Dressed as Goblins" by Nekrogoblikon
5 Favorite Moves: Running Bulldog, Crossbody, Tornado DDT, Diving Headbutt, Suicide Dive
Finisher(s): The Purge (Swinging Fisherman's Neckbreaker)
Biography: Nikki Cross is... crazy. Insane. Nutso. Crackers. Bonkers. Out of her mind. There are charts and graphs... prescriptions and mandatory therapy sessions... and all of it is just lovely in fun sort of way. Nikki had never felt so popular before in her life!
Of course others would see her odd sense of optimism and positivity as someone who doesn't really understand the severity of her situation. She does though. Nikki is well aware of the fact that the world doesn't quite work the way that it should. The issue isn't her, though. No. Everything makes perfect logical sense in her mind. If she wants to climb up to the rafters of the arena and leap off just to see if she learned the ability to fly in the middle of the night then... well... who is to say that she shouldn't? If it seems like the best way to prepare for her next match is to hide jello in her pockets so that her fall is softened when she lands on the mat then why not? It isn't her fault that the flying lessons didn't stick or that the jello wasn't sturdy enough to provide sufficient padding. Perception makes reality. The way she perceives reality doesn't line up with what other people see and that's fine. She doesn't get mad at other people who can't see the dotted lines and shapes that are up in the sky but she doesn't try to "cure" them either. Maybe the issue isn't that there is something wrong with Nikki? Maybe something is wrong with you?
The EWA is fun. It's one of those words that are made up of letters that you don't read what the words spell. Wouldn't it be better if you could? Instead of saying "This match is for the E-W-A Women's Championship!" you could say "This match is for the EW-UGH Women's Championship!"! What kind of championship would that be? Probably one where you have to gross out your opponent to see who could throw up first. That would be pretty easy. Some people only need to hear the sound of someone throwing up in order to make themselves nauseous (those people would be the Ken Rapers and Desperado Joe Gomezs of the EW-UH). Anyway, Nikki Cross is here in the EWA somehow to make everyone really nauseous and win the EW-UH Championship.
Plus the belt is shiny and shiny things tend to be good things.
(Wasn't feeling Deonna out sadly, going to go with a fun back-up plan)
