Kris Statlander Jul 11, 2020 19:57:24 GMT
Post by Mr. Hacksaw on Jul 11, 2020 19:57:24 GMT
"Million Dollar Alien", "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien"
The Andromeda Galaxy
n/a (conversion to Earthly measurements has proven challenging)
1) vs. Aliyah (WIN)
2) vs. Aliyah - Women's Championship (LOSS)
Wrestling Style: All-Rounder with flashes of agility
"It's All About The Money" (per contractual agreement)
5 Favorite Moves:
Area 451 Splash, Fireball bomb, Somersault senton, Axe kick, Powerslam
Big Bang Theory
Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man, and that even includes aliens.
One day Ted DiBiase was perusing the streets in his limo, as usual scouring for promising, though desperate victims he could buy out with his money...and there was "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien", Kris Statlander. Naturally, she was prowling the streets naked because she's an alien, and had no concept of human clothing or expected presentation requirements, so she jumped out at him even more than she would've otherwise. At first sight, DiBiase was salivating to exploit Kris for her body (no...not in THAT way), seeing her for the big, athletic tank she is. Finally he'd have a way to conquer women's wrestling, he thought. And so it was.
But why did Kris agree to his terms? To have a place of shelter, for one. She was in no position to obtain that yet herself (give Kris credit though...she chose to embody the appearance of a fair-skinned, blonde-haired person knowing that was advantageous in the geographic region she landed in). And two? To obtain sacred earthly knowledges. If there's one thing Kris knew about Earthlings, it's that they worshiped money. This fascinated her, and she wanted to learn more. Who better than DiBiase to learn from?
As far as wrestling is concerned, DiBiase has taught her everything she knows, providing her with the most optimal trainers. Now she's here and she's ready to go. Wrestling might've not been her first choice for illuminating herself on humanity, but she hopes it proves fruitful nevertheless.