Post by bolieve on Feb 17, 2020 3:19:17 GMT
THE VITALS
Name: Bo Dallas
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Hometown: Brooksville, FL
Entrance Music: "Chariots of Fire" by Vangelis
Alignment: Doofy babyface
BO'S POSSE
Girlfriend / Valet: Scarlett Bordeaux
Roommate: Orange Cassidy
Former Roommate / Tag Partner: Joey Janela (last seen going to airport to fly to Japan)
BO'S FORMER POSSE
Former Best Friend: Joseph Park (currently suspended indefinitely, friendship status unknown)
Former Valet: Eva Marie (currently working as a model / spokeswoman)
Former Actual BOdyguard: "The Monster" Abyss (also currently suspended indefinitely)
Former Contractual BOdyguard: Marko Stunt (fired from the EWA in July of 2021, returned in 2022 for Civil War but out with knee injury)
Former Contractual BOdyguard's Bodyguard: Mark Henry (recovering from second and third degree burns, likely retired)
Former Protégée: "Smiley" Kylie Rae (recovering from knee injury)
BO'S RING PROWESS
Wrestling Style: Imagine a below average 90's worker with some functional athleticism
Commonly Used Moves: short-arm clothesline, body slam, dropkick, punches, back body drop, atomic drop, chinlock, rear chinlock, headlock, side headlock, belly to back suplex, double axe handle, shoulder tackle
Signature Move: Spear
Primary Pinfall Finisher: The Bo-Dog (tornado bulldog)
Primary Submission Finisher: The BOa Constrictor (sleeper hold, typically with a bodyscissors applied)
Occasional Finisher: Flying El-BOw Drop
Achievements:
Listed #2 in the top three movers and shakers by the 3/30/20 Ross Report (click)
Was gifted the final entry spot in the 2020 Civil War match by Braun Strowman during the 4/12/20 SLAM!
Listed #3 in the top three movers and shakers by the 4/13/20 Ross Report (click)
Official Win/Loss Record: 12-6-0
Unofficial Win/Loss Record: 16-2-0
Match History:
03.30.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Samoa Joe
04.12.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Vern Henderson
04.19.20 - Civil War - Bo does not win the Civil War match and that's all you need to know *
08.09.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas & Mark Henry d. The Ding Dongs
08.16.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas & Marko Stunt d. Monty Brown, Eli Cottonwood, & Hernandez
11.22.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Marc Mero d. Bo Dallas in a King of the Ring 1st round match
12.06.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Emil Sitoci
12.13.20 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Kevin Owens
02.28.21 - Queen of the Ring - Jungle Boy d. Bo Dallas in an arm wrestling contest **
03.07.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Jungle Boy
04.04.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Joey Janela d. Bo Dallas via disqualification ***
04.11.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Joey Janela in a Street Fight
04.25.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Joey Janela in a Bird Cage match
05.02.21 - Civil War - Bo does not win Civil War and it's not important that you know who eliminated him ****
05.23.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - The Villanos d. Bo Dallas, Joseph Park, Mark Henry, Marko Stunt, Orange Cassidy, & Joey Janela to win the (non-sanctioned and unrecognized) EWA 12-Man Tag Team Championships
05.30.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas & Marko Stunt d. Bear Country
06.13.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Mark Henry
07.11.21 - Sunday Night SLAM! - Bo Dallas d. Marko Stunt in a Loser Leaves Town match
* Bo contests this does not count as a loss as he was never pinned or submitted and nobody in the match eliminated him
** Bo contests this does not actually count as a loss as it was an arm wrestling contest and not an officially sanctioned wrestling match
*** Bo contests this does not count either as he intentionally got himself disqualified and could have won if he wanted to
**** Bo contests this does not count as battle royals are stupid
Lessons in Bolieving:
1. The Real Heroes (click)
2. Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite (click)
3. The Catbird Seat (click)
4. Liar, Liar (click)
5. From Ice to (Soapy) Water (click)
6. Before the Cactus Grow Suspiciously Large in Quantity Pt. 2 (click)
7. Super Senior (click)
8. Password (click)
9. Bo's Story (Part I) (click)
10. Bo's Story (Part II) (click)
11. Five Hundred Boxes (click)
12. Who the Heck Is Kevin Owens? (click)
13. Gathering Information (click)
14. The Justin Timberlake of the Group (click)
15. Code R.E.M. (click)
16. Beyond Ice Cream (click)
17. Debbie's Loss (click)
18. Bo Fish (click)
19. The Box (click)
20. Cousin Joey (click)
21. 2 for 20 (click)
22. Baby Powder Bo (click)
23. One Call Away (click)
EWA's Next Top BOdyguard
5/3/20 SLAM! - Bo decides a BOdyguard is required after what transpired at Civil War.
5/10/20 SLAM! - Bo invites Renee Young to his house where he reveals his idea to start EWA's Next Top BOdyguard in order to find a suitable BOdyguard. He also reveals the participants.
5/17/20 SLAM! - Bo holds the first round of EWA's NTB, where all the hopefuls present their case as to why they should be his BOdyguard. Bo introduces his fellow judges as Kylie Rae and "Barrister" R.D. Evans. There is a last minute addition to the contest.
May 20th CD RP - The second round takes place, which is a bench press contest.
5/24/20 SLAM! - The third round takes place, which involves picking up garbage underneath a busy overpass in a timed competition.
5/29/20 Fury - The fourth round takes place, which is a spelling bee.
June 1st CD RP - The fifth round takes place, which is a PB&J sandwich making contest.
6/7/20 SLAM! - The sixth round takes place, which is a karaoke contest.
6/21/20 SLAM! - The seventh round takes place, which is an endurance contest.
6/28/20 SLAM! - The eight round takes place, which is an ink blot test.
7/5/20 Red, White & Bruised - Bo sets up a tag team match with the loser being eliminated.
7/12/20 SLAM! - Tag match in which whomever is pinned is eliminated from the contest.
7/19/20 SLAM! - The ninth round takes place, which is a hot dog eating contest where everyone who has been eliminated competes and the winner rejoins the competition.
7/26/20 SLAM! - Bo announces one contestant has been eliminated due to suspected criminal activity.
8/9/20 SLAM! - Bo teams up with a contestant in a handicap match to test the contestant's BOdyguard potential.
8/16/20 SLAM! - Bo teams up with another contestant in a handicap match.
8/23/20 SLAM! - Bo picks his BOdyguard.